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Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.
In Clearwater, Fla., Mary Denise Flowers was arrested for stealing a $20,000 ring from Littman Jewelers, with the key prosecution evidence emerging only several days later when Flowers, whose modus operandi was to swallow the ring at the scene of the crime, finally "passed" it at a local hospital, where it was mined from her feces (December).
Recent Extreme Body Piercings (No Fatalities!)
--Joy Wiggins (accidentally shot herself in the heart with a nail
gun but was miraculously saved by doctors at Christus St. Elizabeth
Hospital, Beaumont, Texas, October).
--Jed Bryant, 21 (accidentally shot by co-worker's nail gun, 3 1/2 inches into his skull, Rapid City, S.D., January);
--Roxanne Kirtley (absentmindedly stood up, forcing her head against a protruding nail that went 2 inches into her skull, Dallas, August);
--A 34-year-old laborer (fell and landed seat-first on a rebar
rod that, alas, impaled him through the buttocks, Toronto, Ontario,
September).
Send your Weird News to Chuck Shepherd, P.O. Box 18737, Tampa,
Fla. 33679 or Weird@compuserve.com
Copyright © 2001 by Chuck Shepherd
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