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Bizarre but true stories about real people collected by syndicated columnist Chuck Shepherd.
Bureaucrats in North Korea's Communist Party, summarizing their understanding of the way the brain works, announced in January that, henceforth, all men would be expected to wear their hair short (2 inches, maximum) in that longer hair impairs function by taking oxygen away from the nerves in the head. (Balding men would be allowed another inch for comb-overs, and hair length of women was not addressed.)
In November, Yeslam Bin Laden, one of 53 siblings and
half-siblings of Osama, announced in Paris that he would soon bring
to market upscale floral fragrances for men and women at about $30
an ounce, though the products will bear his first name rather than
his last, for obvious reasons. (However, in February, the trademark
authority in Switzerland, where Yeslam lives, resolved in his favor
his long-held-up application to use the "Bin Laden" name
commercially, in case he decides to.) Yeslam said he hasn't seen
Osama in 17 years and is appalled by his Al-Qaeda activities.
Send your Weird News to Chuck Shepherd, P.O. Box 18737, Tampa,
Fla. 33679 or Weird@compuserve.com
Copyright © 2001 by Chuck Shepherd
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